This is a request that came to my inbox from an "anonymous" sender. I normally don't post "anonymous" questions, but this one was funny enough for me to respond to.

"Are you gay?"


Well, a schlew of responses came to mind like; "No, I'm a straight guy that wears an 'AskTheHomo' sweatshirt for shits and giggles". "No, sucking cock is just a hobby - my wife knows". "If I weren't gay, there would be an assload of upset bottoms". (HAHAHA - pun intended!)

However, I'll respond with this;
Yes, I'm a homo. I have two black cats, Princess and GigaByte. I am a BlackBerry addict now, thanks to an older friend. I love the cock, techno music, the musical 'Rent', Madonna, Kylie Minogue, and drinking wine. Oh yeah, I drive a gas guzzling SUV (See Andrew, I even referred to it correctly.) too, which I know most homos cringe at the thought of, but, I never said I was a perfect homo. I even watch and attend real sports like football, baseball, hockey, and soccer (GO BECKS!). Hell, at one point, I even wanted to join the military. All the prissy queens just lost respect for me, but FUCK OFF BITCHES, I'm HOT!

Always Glad to Be Gay!
The Homo