Dear Homo,

I lied to this guy, to make him like me. Now that he does like me, I feel the need to come clean. I told him that I have slept with women, when in fact, pussy grosses me out. How should I tell him that I'm a worthless liar? Should I even tell him?

Thoughtless,
Joshi V.




Dear Joshi,

That's just fuckin gross man. Why would you lie about being tainted? I think you should just break him off with the truth; you're a liar and you'll never lie to him again. (Bullsh**) Then again, maybe you need to look further inside.

Why did you lie to this guy? Because you liked him, but did you like him enough to be honest? No. Maybe it's a game that you're playing with yourself - only to lose by yourself. Guys do some crazy shit, but eventually we all get tired of games and become jaded bitches. You are now the cause of a jaded queer boy.

Always Glad to Break Off the Truth,
The Homo