Dear Homo,

I'm having issues with myself and my boyfriend. What can I do? He's been being a total asshole and I don't know if he wants to break up, or if he's having a hard time. What do I do?

Thanks Homo,
WildChild




Dear WildChild,

Why don't you get off your crybaby-ass and ask your man WTF is wrong? Have you not heard of "COMMUNICATION"? Good god man, you have to be the lamest boyfriend.

I'm assuming you know your boyfriend, or you wouldn't be with him. So what prevents you from asking him what's wrong? Are you scared of being dumped? I also assume that you are. (Which is a sign you might want to take stock in.) But you're already assuming thats what he wants. Try asking him what's on his mind and be a supportive boyfriend instead of a speechless sperm donor.

If you're afraid to talk to your man - dump him, go to counseling, or grow up.

Love,
Homo